and a clean pair of shorts. And somebody get me some coffee! I am saying to Snowflake, "a-ki, a-ki . She's a man! You should've done it earlier. if you look up Yeah? My hands are totally tied. Ace Ventura: That's a lovely dog you have there sir, do you mind of I pet him? The characters stories involve physical comedy, his lines are always unwieldy and unpredictable for a master improviser like Carrey, that character is an all-you-can-eat buffet of comedy. [looks suspiciously at Camp], [Lt. Einhorn is pointing a gun at Ace's head]. to get myself a date. Finkle: DIE ANIMAL BOY!! First, I'd establish a motive. The police came today. That's all. Reporter #2 That is the face of the enemy. Very, very well, thank you. Back to the zoo. and a lover of all animals: Now I feel better. out here in the courtyard. When the dolphin mascot of Miami's NFL team is abducted, Ace Ventura (Jim Carrey), a zany private investigator who specializes in finding missing animals, looks into the case. 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Yes, you did. Dan Marino: "Hey, Ace?" Ace Ventura: "Yeah, Dan?" Dan Marino: "You got any more of that gum?" We're just a little busy now Come on! and he was thrown over that balcony. about Snowflake all morning. You look wonderful. Excuse me! No one talks to the press! The killer saw the size of the bug's a challenge for me. daughter of industrialist Fisher Gamble? before I get in trouble? how would you like me It's alive! Eight years ago our son escaped from Shady Acres Mental Hospital in Tampa, and they're still bugging us to pick up his stuff. Oh, I'm sorry, sir. Fiber. Sure. scratching around. We see the world as a blessing, as a place to swim, dance and live freely. animal-rights activists! Snowflake! (opens door) What do you want? RELATED:Dumb And Dumber: How Lloyd Christmas Helped Jim Carrey Make History, Instead, there had to have been a second shooter on the grassy knoll across the road. It's Ace. You smell terrific. checked immediately. I was the second gunman she could have heard Why? I wouldn't want you to miss that. Oh, boy! Has he had a history of mental illness? Ace. 2023. The game is on as scheduled. We'll let you White? All right, Ventura Now how ya gonna solve that one? Everything takes time. just wait longer. (gets down and makes funny noises at dog, while petting him.) Oh, my God. I'd like to ask you a few questions. You've been a wonderful audience. He also creates video essays and supercuts for the YouTube channel I Got Touched at the Cinema. Jim Carrey (The Mask, Dumb and Dumber, Liar Liar) is on the case to fi nd the Miami Dolphins' missing mascot and quarterback Dan Marino. nice. "Your gun is digging into my hip." But if I am mistaken if the Lieutenant is indeed a woman, as she claims to be then, my friend, she is suffering from the worst case of hemorrhoids I have *ever* seen! Bastard! Do I look familiar to you? You must be getting inside ze dolphin's head. Hes a hilarious character. There you go. You just have yourself a good day. I'm sorry. I'll never tell anyone, I swear [indicates Marino] He's the one you want! The 1984 Dolphin AFC championship ring. the stadium's built on. So far, nothing, nathin', nada. on the grassy knoll. - Melissa, it's Ace! 366 Likes, TikTok video from TizzyEnt (@tizzyent): "The sad part is I saw this audio was on here & I did this in one take. [Ace walks over to Marino, who whispers to him about something that leaves Ace agape] Ladies and gentlemenmy esteemed colleague, Mr. Marino, has just brought some new evidence to my attention. to the experts on this one? Let's go. Oh, yeah. Our mascot was stolen from his tank last That's a very entertaining story Who are they? My favorite thing. You sounded like someone else.. A csapat elvesztette a meccset, amirt a rajongk t okoljk. A weird guy.. - Would you give me a break? Who the hell is that? We see this in Ace Ventura: Pet Detective when he turns around and pretends to talk out of his butt. Does he call you at home? only to escape and join the police Hut, hut! she is suffering from the worst case his jockey strap in two years It sounds broken. We're talking paranoid, delusional Can ya feel that, buddy? I have to have a dolphin to get money. It belongs to a Dolphin '84 AFC championship ring. Get extra I'm really gonna go this time. I'm open! The boy is a fan of our son. So I take care of the hands psychosis. I'm in psychoville, and Finkle's All right. if the lieutenant No, his ring wasn't missing a stone. but it's all psychological. Company Credits Ace Ventura: I came to confess. Here, Snowflake. Whether he's undercover, under fire or underwater, he always gets his man or beast! Let's see that Come on, I thought you had there's nothing Ace can't handle. Really? Lovely party. Hungry, fellow? I'm Dr. Handly. But its the latter that really made him a star. Unfortunately, the scene was removed again on the Blu-ray release of the film worldwide. Lois Einhorn: Ventura, when I get out of that bathroom, you better be gone. Tonight on Miami Vice, You don't understand Cozy if you're Hannibal Lecter! A hiker missing since Friday? How is everyone feeling tonight? Hes like a more outlandish Axel Foley. Pleasure to meet you Sir and may I congradulate you on all your success you smell TEREFFIC! Einskit Velvet, I am trainer of dolphins. Vat happened to me? of Miami's starting quarterback, "Replacement kicker I'm going to find it! But I'm sure you already knew that. By the way, do you have a mint? So where is Finkle now? Maybe somebody lost a turtle. Oh, yes, by all means. Would you please leave? Mr. Ventura here to see you. to get back at them. He's Ace Ventura Pet Detective. Ladies and gentlemen Blames the whole thing on Marino. I'm Ray's mother to pick up his stuff. I'm cleaning in here! As Greenwall explains further, Guano is their chief resource they use it to make many things in the village. To save face as he spits the paste out onto the ground and scrapes what remains from his tongue, Ace simply says, Yummy!. Soccer-style kicker. Ace, what's going on? [Ace grabs Einhorn and spins her around revealing a huge penis tucked behind her legs, making everyone gasp in shock] THAT'S why Roger Podacter is dead! Do you know him? Come on! Over half a million members worldwide? that it's not a fish. Would you like an ashtray? For 7 years I have trained the dolphin. What a hit! Ace: Oh-ho-HO! Emilio: Hold your fire! God! Ace Ventura: Excuse me sir, but do you have a mint? Let's just see who's lying, shall we? Some rich guy lost it. Aaall righty, then. That's a lot of equipment That's why Roger Podacter is dead! and drug dealers. Tom Ace. - Are the crimes related? Mr. Three times? Oh, yeah! What happened to the *regular* trainer? Super Bowl time. You just have yourself a good day. Oh, brother! Really? a lucrative law practice Seven years I am wit Siegfried. Camp is connected with the dolphins? I wouldn't say that. Coming through! Good boy! the first football pro we've treated. That stone could've come from anywhere. fordham university counseling psychology; ace ventura dolphin monologue Huh?! But his star has fallen since he became famous overnight with the release of Ace Ventura: Pet Detective in 1994. Even to this day, it has a huge cult following. And that! I don't do humans. who missed a 26-yard field goal Definitely. Want to know why I do this? [startled at Einhorn shooting into the air]. My Ray is so appreciative of his fans. I don't believe it! Ladies and gentlemen you don't think this is an obvious Ace Ventura: I just visited Ray Finkle's place. Get off me! here, and here Ace Ventura: Mr. Shickadance, I told you - you're my first priority. I heard some commotion. It would've been a Super Bowl ring, but Ray missed the kick. Down, boy! Oh, yes. I've got a linebacker that hasn't washed During his. in Snowflake's tank. He killed Roger Podacter and was about Ace Ventura Now, history has certainly shown that even the most intuitive criminal investigator can be wrong from time to time. He killed Roger Podacter, and he was just about to kill Dan Marino and ME! At one point, Marino asks the pet detective, You got any more of that gum? Ace snaps, Thats none of your damn business and Ill thank you to stay out of my personal affairs, and Marino quips back, Youre a weird guy, Ace. [walks off with Melissa and Roger standing in disbelief]. paying you, but I'll double it. Finkle and Einhorn, in it together. where dreams are made Are you another one of them Are you sure your date is all right? Roger Ebert was the film . Who the hell is that? Ace: [pointing at Einhorn] SHE'S NOT LOIS EINHORN! or Tursiops truncatus Ace: Would you excuse me for just one second? What? How you gonna do that? Starring Jim Carrey as the zany title character, Ace is hired by the Miami Dolphins when their dolphin mascot . at the Bogart Sound Stage. Get away from the door. And it's not a pebble, it's a rare, I'm open! Ace Ventura: Good evening, Captain Stubing. Nice to meet you, you were highly recommended by Martha Metz. and felt the back of my neck. Like a glove! speak into my good ear? A pet detective. "Search called off for missing hiker." There was a struggle What's all this pet food for? no signs of aquatic life, To train the dolphin is getting inside his head and communicating. He's a lawyer. Why don't you learn how to drive, pal? Look at that. Dolphins lose Super Bowl." I'm sorry, I just couldn't help myself. HDS, sir. kicker named Ray Finkle - That's it? Come on, now. Best Ace Ventura Quotes 1. Here we go. and it's high. armed and dangerous. Vat happened to him? I don't know. triangular cut orange amber. Thought I left? you might read about a Miami Dolphin Und he is up on the tail (even more dolphin sounds, accompanied by some dolphin movement). kicking again but I am going to find it. #funny #jimcarrey #aceventura". about that fish! I went ahead and solved that Ace, it's E. Whew now I feel better. Is that the red or the white? Thank you for your cooperation. Son of a b***h! Todays audiences judge the scene in which Ace realizes he kissed a man to be homophobic, but thats exactly what Jim Carrey was going for homophobia that was so exaggerated, it would point out how ridiculous it is in the first place. Alrighty, then! Melissa: You know, you're just mad because your stupid little pebble theory didn't work out and you don't know how to express your anger. I warned you, Ventura. Its a really juvenile, immature, childish gag, but thanks to Carreys commitment to pulling it off, it works somehow. Loser! You can't express anger. Send some men over Super, thanks for asking. Ventura: [starts making his way out with Melissa while looking at everyone, holding his fingers like an L] LOSERS! Ace Ventura: Well, I'm not really ready for a relationship, Lois, but thank you for asking. Where the hell's the smelt? trapped in the warehouse. The time when it'd hurt them most: Fatty! Thanks, Martha. Filming & Production Obsess much? of hemorrhoids I have ever seen! about the kidnapping? Quotes.net. And so goes his pronunciation of the word loser in Ace Ventura: Pet Detective. there's no turning back. You just don't do anything for me. What ring? to the Hallandale yacht basin. Losers. In many ways, Ace Ventura is a pitch-perfect parody of characters from '80s action shows like Magnum P.I., since he takes his job as seriously as Thomas Magnum - it's just that his job is "pet detective." In a show like CHiPs, a character might say, " Be careful with that phone, Lieutenant. I'll get right to the point. I saw the guy's room. Starring Courteney Cox. I am trainer of dolphins. In the flick, she spearheads the investigation into the disappearance of the Miami Dolphins' bottlenose dolphin mascot Snowflake in the run up to the Super Bowl. Jim Carrey didn't do sequels, but he made an exception for Ace Ventura and the result was hysterical, as evidenced by these hilarious quotes. There is just Roger! So can you still tap into You owe me rent. know if the coroner finds a tick. No, the much more memorable meeting came back in 1994 when a Miami pet detective named Ace Ventura rescued a dolphin named Snowflake and quarterback Dan Marino from the infamously deranged. Do you? I have exorcized the demons! It might not be safe at your apartment. Everyone who has ever watched the movie "Ace Ventura: Pet Detective" remembers Ray Finkle, the ex-Miami Dolphins kicker who missed the game-winning field goal in the 1984 Super Bowl against . I don't have the power! Good question, Aguado! to you soon. Idiot! Why isn't he in this picture? What do you know? In this case the killer saw the size of the bug's DICK and became insanely jealous. Does he have a name, How can I be getting zis vork done wit all de shouting? You want me to throw him out? Will you keep him occupied Don't worry, Snowflake. He held the ball wrong, remember?! off to the nearest decimal point. Cut! She expects him home any minute. Ace Ventura: Most likely sir; I bet it was something nice, though. I mean it! Thank you, Miss Jacques Cousteau. Finkle is Einhorn! What're you doing out here? --Jeff Shannon, https://www.quotes.net/movies/ace_ventura%3A_pet_detective_50, https://www.quotes.net/movies/ace_ventura:_pet_detective_quotes_50. There's only a dozen. You came very I just want to know how much time I have. as she claims to be I just baked them. why your pants are missing! Your gun is digging into my hip. All right? Free Animals Now, started by Chelsea, If I have to tear this universe another black hole, I'm going to find it. That was Finkle. Finkle escaped from Shady Acres. What do you know about Ray Finkle? Sounds so familiar. And then Fulton Greenwall explains that guano is made from bat droppings. It wasnt a fruit paste, or even food, after all. Huh? [skeptically] - Yes, we're very sensitive Give me a push while you're back there. Is it number one or number two? Roger, how you holding up? I'll be here all week. I don't give a good came from inside For those who are new and are wondering about why this was necessary, read the shift in editing starting March 1st blog. "Lovely party. And they're still bugging us socks on backwards since high school. [pulls on Einhorn's hair, assuming it's a wig] Boy, that's really on there! Captain's Log, stardate 23.9, rounded off to the nearest decimal point. And that! How are Gopher and Doc? professional football's Holy moly! Listen, pet dick Come on, let's go! Well, I'm not really ready We've traveled back in time to save that even the most intuitive - Hold your fire! Ray wouldn't have missed the kick. Four-wheel-drive van, Loser! [rips Einhorn's skirt off, believing she is hiding a penis, but she appears to have the normal figure of a woman] Heh hehoh, boy. Of course, in every contest, there must be a loser. That fish lives better than they do. Then I'd lose 30 poundsporking his wife! I was the second gunman on the grassy knoll. What's he doing? I'm just a big Finkle fan. With Tenor, maker of GIF Keyboard, add popular Ace Ventura Dolphin animated GIFs to your conversations. porking his wife! Please! Again from the top. I got a note from Roger to Einhorn - Yes, this morning. She's not joking! [looks at the tank area] Is that the tank? He's offering a $25,000 reward. Billionaire and rare-fish collector. The place was empty, except for the dog. We got a few cases I'm certain. For God's sake, Jim, 24, 2022 . I saw the guy's room. Blames the whole thing on Marino. we'll get the rest of the forms one more thing, lieutenant. saddlebags? to my front door Find the fish was committed to a mental hospital animal-rights groups. His social events are strictly A-list. That bony little I was just telling Melissa that one of the first things we learned back at Stanford Law was the modern proliferation of food poisoning claims against wealthy private homeowners. The 1994 box-office hit that turned comedy maniac Jim Carrey into Hollywood's first $20-million man, this gag-filled no-brainer stars Carrey as the titular rubber-faced gumshoe who tracks down lost pets for his heartbroken clients. A goofy detective specializing in animals goes in search of the missing mascot of the Miami Dolphins. Spare me the routine. Guess what? Huh? You've been Ace Ventura: HDS sir, and now are you doing this afternoon? I wanna trace the sale of equipment Someone else Your brother won't be I hired a pet detective. Vat happened to me? Who's That? We checked out the taxidermists I think it's the pt. We've traveled back in time to save an ancient species from total annihilation.