8.2 . When convenience store hangabouts Jay and Bob (see "Clerks") learn a film is being made with their comic book alter egos Bluntman and Chronic (see "Chasing Amy") and without any payment to them, the doped-out duo undertake a cross-country odyssey (see "Dogma") to sabotage the production (see "Mallrats"). And for one more record, he does love the cock. , none of you little fucks out there. All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. You should be. Watch the language, little boy! Jay: Its time I get my black ass out of here. The C.L.I.T is not real. Jay: All video and DVD versions restore that line. And Tubby here is my black man servant. Chaka's Production Assistant: Oh my god, he just called Sissy 'Juggs'. What you don't believe me? Until it happened to me. James Van Der Beek: Come on, Silent Bob. And then she goes and sucks two other guys' dicks off instead. The sporadic appearances of the second string character duo of Jay and Silent Bob were always a welcome event. Silent Bob shakes his head]. Jay: They don't? Yo, this motherfucker ain't one of us. You've got a sick and twisted world perspective. The comic "Bluntman and Chronic" is based on real-life stoners Jay and Silent Bob, so when they get no profit from a big-screen adaptation, they set out to wreck the movie. Oh, you like that, MULE. When Jay (Jason Mewes) and Silent Bob (Kevin Smith) are finally forced to stop hanging out by the Quick-Stop by a restraining order, they discover that a movie based on the comic that's based on them, Bluntman and Chronic, is in production. 'Tube Of Wonderful' was previously used as the theme song from Smith's 1997 film Chasing Amy. He also mentions in the audio commentary of the feature film that it took three submissions to the MPAA for the film to earn an R rating. What are you trying to say? Quick Stop Groceries - 58 Leonard Avenue, Leonardo, New Jersey, USA. A deleted scene has the duo watch a Daredevil movie being filmed. That's the ape. Just to put you off some more, Kevin Smith introduces each clip with rambling ill-prepared thoughts that typify a director who believes in the hype of a creation he should have moved on from years ago. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who is makin' the movie we're gonna make them eat our shit, then shit out our shit, and then eat their shit that's made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. Whillenholly: Whillenholly: I make that shit work. Another appearance by the "Two packs of wraps" kids. Fuckin' we stole a monkey, we got shot at, and I got punched in the motherfuckin' nuts by a guy named Cockknocker! Love- Jay and Silent Bob. The View Askewniverse is a fictional universe created by writer/director Kevin Smith, featured in several films, comics and a television series; it is named for Smith's production company, View Askew Productions.The characters Jay and Silent Bob appear in almost all the View Askewniverse media, and characters from one story often reappear or are referred to in others. I get no stains in my undies. [Cock-Knocker has gotten his hand chopped off], Jay: If I go to prison will you wait for me? Jay: Let's go, misters. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back Extended Scene - YouTube This is an extended scene not featured in any of the releases. Fuck! I take it you haven't seen Forces of Nature? Teen #1: GHOULS, you fuckin' moron, not girls! This movie is gonna make House Party look like House Party 2. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) Quotes Showing all 141 items Holden : If the buzz is any indicator, that movie's gonna make some huge bank. Jay: is an offshoot of the L.A.B.I.A. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) Available on HBO Max Much like how the solo movies in the MCU eventually lead to a team-up Avengers movie, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back feels like the culmination of the entire View Askewniverse up to that point. Fred: Brodie: Damn, these white boys can't fight. [Willenholly and the Utah police confront Jay and Silent Bob]. Hiding inside a diner, the pair dress Suzanne as a child and pretend to be a gay couple, with Suzanne as their kid. Eew, man, she had '70s bush. Taste the booger flavor. I need you to get me on the national news, pronto. What are we gonna do? There's no boogers in it sir. [after tossing Brent out of the van] Something sweet, ya big goof. Following an advance screening of the film, former GLAAD media director Scott Seomin asked Smith to make a $10,000 donation to the Matthew Shepard Foundation, as well as to include a reference to GLAAD's cause in the ending credits.[25][26]. I play Bluntman, aka Silent Bill. I wish they were hitchhiking girls- sexy hitchhiking girls. You're not paralyzed. "[13] On Metacritic the film has a score of 51 out of 100, based on 31 critics, indicating "mixed or average reviews". Oh yeah, nice parenting. Wes Craven: [appears out of nowhere] See production, box office & company info, Kevin Smith delivers the goods in a great finale. Echo Base: You put your dick in a pie! Dude, I think I just filled the cup. But then sometimes you gotta do the payback picture because your friend says you owe him. Will you fuck me when you get out? Hitchhiker: Why is this movie not available on iTunes, or any other digital download platform? The Enhanced CD Soundtrack has a video for "Jay's Rap 2001", in which is shown a number of shots that did not make it into the final film mixed in with those that did. Meeting the film's racist director Chaka Luther King, who mistakes them for stunt doubles, Jay and Silent Bob are forced to fight Mark Hamill, playing the supervillain Cocknocker (a combination of Hamill's roles as The Joker, The Trickster, and Luke Skywalker) in a Star Wars-esque battle. Let's go back to the station house, and cornhole us a drunk. Alright, don't you fuckin' move you little shit machine. "-influenced bike scene, (6) Bob stepping out of a room with a goofy grin on his face while Jay tokes up, and finally ends with (7) a hilarious blooper where Jay offers Suzanne the orangutan a hit off a joint. Brent: You know, the one about you and him and your "relationship"? There are no more lines. We had a deal with you on the comics, remember? Steve Kmetko: Jay: Picture Fear not, for the beauty of the ageing central two dudes is there for all to see in a clear transfer of this movie to disc. Oh, you mean the Liberate Apes Before Imprisoning Apes movement? Whenever you see C.L.I.T., you'll see this fucking face. No, you're misunderstaning me, Prince Valiant. Oh my God. / We smoke the blunts. [in huddle with Damon] I don't really wanna die. [17] Scott Tobias of The A.V. And I'm, like, "Jay and Silent Bob." The fuckin' mack daddys of fuckin' Jersey?" Chrissy: . In August 2001, three weeks prior to release, the film came under fire from the Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation (GLAAD), for its "overwhelmingly homophobic tone",[24] which included an abundance of gay jokes and characters excessively using the term "gay" to mean something derogatory. Chaka: Whillenholly: She is too fine. It may be a laugh-free wasteland for the rest of us, but Jay and Silent Bob scavengers will find some meagre scraps to forage for if they have several hours to spare. [to a customer at his comic shop, bending a comic's spine]. [16] Adam Smith of Empire gave the film 3/5 stars, writing that "[w]hen it's good it's very, very good, but when it's bad it's offensive", and noting that "the gag hit/miss ratio is really only about 50/50". Oh Yeah! Just use the little one's crush on you to convince him, since he's SO fucking in love with you. THE SIGN on the back of the car said "Critters Of HOLLYWOOD", YOU DUMB FUCK! Ben Affleck: I can't believe Judi Dench played me. new film name : Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back Harder. So? Fuck fuck fuck fuck Willenholly: The familiar setting of the Quick Stop in New Jersey opens the picture, where we see two babies being wheeled up next to one another, while both parents leave them alone outside to watch over one another. Poor Dante. Teen #2: Oh, "Chasing Amy"? It was like watching "Batman & Robin" all over again. Hooker #1: Alyssa Jones: Watch Jay and Silent Bob: Rebooted & Revealed, Watch A Guide to the Films of Kevin Smith. Hold it like you'd hold a woman. These shots include: (1) Jay and Bob in a plane, (2) the two drinking beers (at the appropriate moment of "Jay's Rap") on the set of "Good Will Hunting 2: Hunting Season", (3) Jay and Bob outside a parking lot, (4) an alternate take of Jay miming sucking a breast in "Brodie's Comic Stash", (5) Jay smoking a cigarette during the "E.T. Stars: He wasn't kissing your hand in the back of the van like he was fucking Lord Byron? Who the fuck does that fuckin' guy think he is? [Banky stares at Silent Bob in disbelief]. The loose plotting and crude language may be too much for others though. Devil Jay: For some reason, everybody decides to use that voice to bitch about movies. Comedy. Ben Affleck: Whillenholly: Now they may be gay, but that's not their son. She's also a main character in the movie. What've I been telling you? I just stick those little pieces up my brown-eye and bam! See, I knocked up this hot woman friend of ours that I fuck on the side so as to not be all the way gay, but my tubby husband here is 100% queer. In a Deleted Scene: No, I'm in this because I LOOOVE animals, stupid? "-influenced bike scene, (6) Bob stepping out of a room with a goofy grin on his face while Jay tokes up, and finally ends with (7) a hilarious blooper where Jay offers Suzanne the orangutan a hit off a joint. It does whatever the fuck I tell it to. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is a film. Yeah, and he says you're the bitch and you're the butch. I'd do anything for you. Jay: "[18][19] In August 2001, Mike Schulz of River Cities' Reader wrote that, "for sheer laughs, both mindless and incredibly smart, nothing since 1997's Waiting for Guffman has even compared."[20]. Jay: Jay: Then, we throw the Dixie cup out. Hey, little man! They bored us rigid on "The Animal" DVD, and now they're coming to finish us off with their deadly dull take on "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back". And she'll be, like, "Oh, I've read on the Internet that you's guys are a couple of little. This is a site populated by militant movie buffs: sad, pathetic little bastards living in their parents' basement downloading scripts and what they think is inside information about movies and actors they claim to despise yet can't stop discussing. Matt Damon: [during filming for Good Will Hunting 2] Jay: Watch What Roles Has Matt Damon Turned Down? More of Banky and Hopper at the premiere; this scene reveals that Banky is gay and also includes the reappearance of Scott Mosier as the "tracer" guy from Chasing Amy. Jay: Willenholly arrives to capture the pair, but Justice protects them, admitting the CLIT organization was only a diversion. I must be the craftiest motherfucker alive. Jay: Jay: [takes Jay and Silent Bob behind a wall, out of sight]. Ha, ha, you're gonna love this. Jay looks to Bob, they nod at each other and--Jay and Silent Bob, join Morris Day and the TIME onstage, and dance us out to the coda, which reads--CODA Bluntman and Chronic Strike Back went on to . The scene cuts to the audience leaving the theater, having just watched the Bluntman and Chronic movie, to poor reception. Justice: But funny. Adam Carolla (Deleted scene, uncredited) as FBI Agent Sid; Production [] The film was originally titled View Askew 5 and the title was changed to Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. Now they may be titled to sound like the best kick-ass tributes to porn and gross-out humour that you'll ever see, but this is tame material that's just plain dull. Jay's Mother: P.S. Two years later, Ben Affleck starred in Daredevil, which had a cameo from Kevin Smith. Technically, the DVDs are good, just as you'd expect from Buena Vista. Compare. An abortion clinic worker with a special heritage is called upon to save the existence of humanity from being negated by two renegade angels trying to exploit a loop-hole and reenter Heaven.An abortion clinic worker with a special heritage is called upon to save the existence of humanity from being negated by two renegade angels trying to exploit a loop-hole and reenter Heaven.An abortion clinic worker with a special heritage is called upon to save the existence of humanity from being negated by two renegade angels trying to exploit a loop-hole and reenter Heaven. Jay's Mother: Customer at Quick Stop: Mewes would compensate for his lack of drugs by drinking heavily after every day of shooting and nearly got into a fist fight with Scott Mosier when he had to come back one night for a re-shoot while drunk. Jay: If the buzz is any indicator, that movie's gonna make some huge bank. Chased by studio security guard Gordon through the Miramax lot and reclaiming Suzanne from the set of Scream 4, Jay and Silent Bob end up in the dressing room of Jason Biggs and James Van Der Beek, the actors playing Bluntman and Chronic in the film. Jay and Silent Bob's first appearance of the new millennium took place in 2001's Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, the pair's first film outing as primary protagonists. In 'Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back' (2001), a guy who comes out and clicks the clapperboard for a few seconds is Paul Dini, an Emmy-winning writer who first created the character Harley Quinn on Batman TAS (this is part of the commentary) 104 min. [they smile and shake hands as Silent Bob shakes his head]. Where we taking it from, Gus? Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back: Many Deleted Scenes, Bloopers, and Special Mentions throughout the credits. [14] Audiences surveyed by CinemaScore gave the film an average grade of "B+" on an A+ to F scale. When best buddies Jay and Silent Bob discover that a major motion picture is being based on their likenesses, the dopey duo head for hollywood to claim the movie money the deserve. Chaka Luther King: film studio name : Dimension. [Chrissy breaks wind loudly in the diamond vault, causing the alarms to go off]. Ben Affleck: Hey! Chaka: Jay: Steve-Dave Pulasti: Whillenholly: This isn't fair! This desperate effort, with yet more yawn-inducing intros by Smith, is just garbage. Lonely. I'll give you half of what I make. No one rules the C.L.I.T like me. Jay: [screams] Jay: Holden : The Internet buzz. This revised second edition provides an introduction to the phonetics and phonology of English. And for the record, while we're one the subject, I knew that wasn't a real little boy. Fuck you, you already said half. I watched Dogma: the funniest movie I have ever seen. But it was better than "Mallrats". In a world gone mad, we will not spank the monkey, but the monkey will spank us. Featuring a host of celebrity cameos, Jay and Silent Bobs raucous cross country road trip is a crash course in the rules of the road with a nonstop assortment of outrageous characters.Starring, in alphabetical order: Ben Affleck, George Carlin, Eliza Dushku, Shannon Elizabeth, Will Ferrell, Jason Lee, Jason Mewes, Kevin Smith About Miramax:Miramax is a global film and television studio best known for its highly acclaimed, original content.Connect with Miramax Online:Subscribe to Miramax on YOUTUBE: https://goo.gl/h47JXQFollow Miramax on TWITTER: https://twitter.com/miramaxFollow Miramax on INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/miramax/Follow Miramax on PINTEREST: https://www.pinterest.com/Miramax/Follow Miramax on TUMBLR: http://miramax.tumblr.com/Visit Miramax on our WEBSITE: https://www.miramax.com/Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back | 'Quick Stop' (HD) - Kevin Smith, Jason Mewes | 2001http://www.youtube.com/Miramax Yeah, for Joey, man. Ben Affleck: I'm the pie fucker. I miss dating a lesbian. Four brothers of Jesus are named in the Bible: James, Joseph, Judas, and Simon. The officers find footage of a video Sissy recorded of Jay claiming to be "the clit commander", with accompanying literature that "Clit" is an acronym for Coalition for the Liberation of Itinerant Tree-Dwellers. Leave 'em out here like that and see what happens. Jason Biggs: If today is Tuesday and the movie starts filming on Friday, we have Holden:
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